Mr Sandman...
Coming back from our last walk with the dogs on Tuesday evening, the husband spied a rather long stick, which had washed up on the beach after the monsoon which had whipped through on Tuesday afternoon. Picking it up, he said, 'That's perfect for a clothes line prop. That's coming back with us'. Now this opens up many questions... Firstly, the washing line at our holiday home already has rather a lovely clothes prop, so it would be surplus to requirements here. Secondly, I have no washing line at home, and therefore have no need for a 6' long smooth stick. I therefore came to the conclusion, that knowing all this, the husband may have had an ulterior motive as he strode down the beach, planting his clothes prop firmly into the sand, looking like a much younger, shorter, beardless and bald version of Gandalf. As I write, it's leaning against the wood store - he'll have plans for it, I'm sure, and I am slightly worried that it will be coming ho